GROW A PAIR, MEN ADVISED

AS a study showed that 40% men are suffering from recession-based mental illness, a leading psychiatrist has advised them to stop whining like a bunch of three year-old girls.

Dr Roy Hobbs, a former pipe fitter, has published a new book entitled Man Up: It’s a Recession, Not Ball Cancer, which teaches the value of ‘re-conceptualising feelings of inadequacy by drinking a case of Stella and shouting your way through Rocky IV‘.

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